Bert: Still Evil After All These Years
Sure, we all know Bert is Evil, but you might want to read more about his past, his influences and what he's up to these days. The fine folks at Uncyclopedia have done some exemplary research into this modern day muppeterrorist.
Did you know that...
He was born in Hel Norway, on 6th June 666 A.D. at 6:00 to Henry Kissinger, Josef Stalin, Dr. Doom and The Wicked Witch of the West. As an orphan, he was molested by chickens and a rubber duck named Bernice.
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