A Few Fast Facts About Chuck Norris
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Here is the more complete list of Facts About Chuck.
Also, why not listen to the song that put Chuck's accomplishments on the charts in Belize?
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