God Finally Has To Defend Himself in Court
A Nebraska State Senator is suing God. Here he is pictured in front of a big fan, looking as angelic as ever.
This brings up some very stupid questions: When God gets sued, does he represent himself? I would think He'd be the most qualified attorney in the universe. Actually, given that it's lawyerly duties we're talking about, wouldn't he retain Satan as his counsel? Maybe he's the best. If not, who the hell is his attorney? Would he appear in court? Would he look more like George Burns or Morgan Freeman? Would he have to swear on a Bible? If Senator Dingledork were to win his case, how would he collect? What if ...
Aaahhh!!! The questions are burning a hole in my brain!! It's all so stupid! Make it stop! Make it stop!
my daughter Iana just learned about the Creation in Genesis. The thing that aroused her curiosity most was the 7th day. God took a break! Why? he was tired, and needed some diversion -- from what? you might wonder, since "the earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof." So where does a Supreme Being go on his day off? There was no Disneyland, no rides, and just two humans. Definitely don't want to hang out with the humans. This was a few eons before cafe lattes and the Sunday New York Times. In fact it was a Saturday, wasn't it? Way before the invention of porches, or Porsches for that matter. And what is there to get away from?
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