Disney on Christmas: What the Hell Were We Thinking???

It's a classic combination: the happiest day of the year, spent at the happiest place on earth, costing us the most money ever spent in one day. Just to make matters more interesting, I threw my back out two days earlier, 99 was starting to get sick, and my dad had bad knees. It was so crowded, that at one point I lifted my feet off the ground and was magically whisked from Tomorrowland to FireCodeViolationLand. Actual footage follows:

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It is like an anti-commercial for Dizney Wurld. Both kinds: Disturbing and depressing. Nice work.
 
How do you say Crrraaaaaaaaazy?
 
You think that's a crowd? Hell, that's no crowd: In a few shots, the people were spaced far enough apart that I could actually see pavement. You young whippersnappers don't understand what a *real* crowd looks like. In my day, you could go for *miles* in a crowd and not see anything when you looked down but people's ugly feet, or cruddy stroller wheels. Or both. Now *those* were *crowds.*
 
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