Surgery recap
They cut. They scraped. The chiseled. Two herniated discs have been un-herniated. Now I get to lay in bed for 4-5 days wearing funny white stockings and catching up on my soaps.
We'll be back on the air next week.
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So did you get to watch hot nurses (or doctors) get taken hostage by escaped convicts? Or, for that matter, did you stumble across any medical personnel making out/having sex in broom closets or empty hospital rooms?
Hope you're recovering quickly.
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Hope you're recovering quickly.
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: June 8, 2007 3:01 PM
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Surgery Is My Middle Name
Yumm. Surgery!
This graphic shows how it works. First a robot uses lasers to open a gaping hole in my back. Then the cutting and stabbing begins. Machines bleep, people yell things like "stat" and "chem 7" and then the hot nurses get taken hostage by an escaped convict. I've never missed an episode of ER, so contrary to what the surgeon told me, I know it works like this.
This graphic shows how it works. First a robot uses lasers to open a gaping hole in my back. Then the cutting and stabbing begins. Machines bleep, people yell things like "stat" and "chem 7" and then the hot nurses get taken hostage by an escaped convict. I've never missed an episode of ER, so contrary to what the surgeon told me, I know it works like this.
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